ANOTHER BRILLIANT GUEST POST
By my awesome niece.
(Accompanied by her brilliant artwork)
To Aunty Rosewater,
Once upon a time there were three bears and they had oatmeal.
Goldilocks broke baby bear’s chair. And eat baby bear’s oatmeal. I know!
A moose came running up to Goldilocks and said, “I want to play with you!”
Goldilocks said, “Be nice to Grandma!”
Then the moose ate the three bears!
Brinley sang, “Fighting crime, trying to save the world. Here they come just in time, the Powderpuff girls!”
The river and the fish came and Goldilocks said, “You can play!”
And they looked and there was a spider hanging off a hook! It was a scary, scary, scary Halloween spider!
And the river and Goldilocks and the fish and the spider and the moose live in Ashland!